My PR Person is Working Overtime!

So, the story on Viva Las Vegas is on the homepage of the Daily Beast today! Head over to thedailybeast.com and it’ll scroll past…above the fold! If you haven’t left a comment, please do. I’d appreciate it.

And I’m on Martketplace talking about cheapening blogs by taking free stuff. Yes, I have taken free stuff. But I’m special because I do it to support local Portland businesses. And not to get free stuff…wait. Read it, or listen to me sounding like a 12 year-old two pack a day smoker here.

This weekend Fancyhats and I went to Seattle. We stayed in a posh hotel on the water and ate delicious tapas. We had a lovely breakfast at Caffe Presse. You can tell it’s European because of all the extra letters.

I have no idea what’s happened to me but I’m pretty sure I’ve turned into an 85 year old man. We got to Seattle and my first thought was, “Look at all of those tall buildings!” And then when we went out that night and every single young woman was wearing a skirt shorter than my underwear, I thought, “Oh these young women. Don’t they know MEN WON’T BUY THE COW IF THEY CAN GET THE MILK FOR FREE!” I thought that. On the serious. And then I constructed a wall down the middle of our hotel bed and donned a burka because I don’t want Fancyhats thinking he’s going to get any milk for free. He’s got to pay for that milk. With money. Just like the bible says.

The Daily Beast

Okay, this is a very big deal.

My first story was published on The Daily Beast. I’d love it if you all went over there and read it. And commented too.

If you don’t know what The Daily Beast is, it’s a blog run by Tina Brown who was the editor for The New Yorker and Vanity Fair. Yes. I know. I KNOW!

So click now and comment if you’d be so kind.

Also, for those of you who don’t want to click, the story is about a stripper and her boobs. GO NOW!