Recovering Californian

Actualizing narrative since 2009, or 1975 depending on how you look at it.

Lego Love

Archie got legos from Fancymom for Christmas. When Archie unwrapped that gift, my first thought was meh followed shortly by: DEAR GOD I’M GOING TO STEP ON THOSE THINGS.
Meh because I’m a girl. And I’ve never owned a lego. To me, they look like little bits of things I’ll need to stoop to pick up [...]

Riddle Me This, Lip Gloss

A few things:
1) Entertainment for People killed. We were at capacity. The performers were amazing. It was a perfect event. Except for the part where I forgot to thank Nat and Meagan. And introduce myself. Other than that? Perfect.
2) I do not wear synthetic material. That includes panties. I also haven’t stepped foot into a [...]

The Life Cleanse

Painting party after July 21st. And that’s a good new life thing, is it not? Who’s coming over? I’ll provide beer and pizza. And paint and brushes. I have no specific date for this party, but you know, just come on by but not from the 23-25 when I’ll be SPEAKING at Blogher.
Yesterday as part [...]

Pretty Pretty!

[Private message to Ben: You did not break my blog, and you will find a lady-friend, I promise. You just need to stop looking! And also make a list of every single quality you want in a person, then stop looking.]
Okay, so I’m officially a single mom! Yay me!
We hear about the plight of the [...]