Comments on: I Think Smart Stuff

By: ken

ken — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 12:52:10 +0000

despite what my wife may say about me, i am decidedly NOT LAME. she can speak for herself. (i have heard, however, that i DO have a particular propensity for making lewd comments about nudity and sex.)

if i may make a suggestion, instead of riding a bike, perhaps you can deliver those truffles while wearing skates and a roller-derby uniform? let’s just say i appreciate the incongruity of riot-grrl black fishnets and skull emblems with refined desert pastry…

By: Rebecca

Rebecca — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:01:58 +0000

I seriously have a birth control idea that is so brilliant that before I’m willing to share it with anyone ANYONE I need to get it patented (or at least check to see if there is a patent out there. I swear it will REVOLUTIONIZE the way you think about birth control and women’s health, it’s that good!!

I have another idea for use in houses, hotels, cruise ships, possibly hospitals??, this product can be used by EVERYONE! Again, it’s so great that I just don’t want to share it with anyone. If I could just get a spot on that one reality TV show called Chance or the other one similar to Chance……where people pitch ideas and a panel of self made millionaires either buy the idea or offer to give you $$ in hopes of owning part of the business.

I’d sell each idea for just a million dollars each. Could make the person who buys my ideas BILLIONS! I swear to you they are that good!

By: Crissy

Crissy — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 23:02:55 +0000

I think bizarre shit at 3am too. And I think it’s WONDERFUL and sometimes I get so excited I write it down! And when I wake up in the morning I cannot believe what my 3am self was thinking. It’s embarrassing.

Don’t be jealous you guys. Ken and I are really pretty lame.

By: Kiala

Kiala — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:07:26 +0000

I AM SO JEALOUS.

HARRUMPH.

By: k8

k8 — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:01:42 +0000

No fair, no fair, no fair! I call no fair on all this bloggers meeting shit. I mean seriously? Are there no layovers in the Midwest anymore? Hrmph. Phht. And grumble.

But have fun.

I mean seriously. I live vicariously off all of you anyway! I am imagining loads and loads of laughing and naughtiness. Take Boston by storm!

And then tell me all about it.

By: Ben

Ben — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:59:05 +0000

I had a brilliant idea to make non-prescription disposable contact lenses–as sunglasses. For example, you know you’re going to be outside all day on a sunny day, either you can put on your sunglasses or….you can pop in your sun-glasses-contact lenses and not have to worry about wearing bulky sunglasses. It would be great for sunny days at the amusement park or if you’re an outfielder for the local highschool baseball team. Brilliant idea?

Now, someone on the internet steal it away and make your millions…