I’m Teaching a Writing Class!
I’m teaching a phone-in class for people not in Portland. Or maybe those people in Portland who don’t want to change out of yoga pants!
I’ll teach it on the phone, so what you need is a computer and a phone. I’ll teach you things over the tele-ma-phone! The computer is just for following along with [...]
Keep It Classy, Portland
Back Fence was awesome! 200 people turned out for awesome stories and great cupcakes! Thanks to people who showed up and to people who read this blog and put up with my Back Fence broadcasting.
So, Friday night Fancyhats and I went to the theater. Theeee-ah-tur. We saw Ragtime. What can I say, I love me [...]
This is Where I’m Going to Be Tonight!
We have an auctioneer telling a story. And free cupcakes.
Seriously.
Free cupcakes.
Tickets here until 4:30, then get ‘em at the door!
I want to give you free Saint Cupcakes!
Okay, I just stole this post from the Back Fence site. But it’s so good, so I put it here too!
We ran a little contest over at Simler.com to win tickets for Back Fence this Wednesday. You can buy tickets here!
Some goodies from the Simler.com contest:
From Erik Ratcliffe
Cupcake in each hand,
I place my [...]
Skinny Jeans
OMG, it’s Friday!
I wore my skinny jeans last night for the first time. Let me tell you how elegant it looks for a grown woman to hike up her jeans before sitting down. I didn’t realize the logistics involved in sitting in skinny jeans. My skinny jeans are a size 29, and I’m going to [...]
Hooray!
Archie’s birthday was awesome! Thank you all for your wishes. He had a great time. We had a great time. He’s four now!
And tickets to Back Fence are on sale. We’ve heard six of the stories and they are awesome!
Tickets on sale now! Get ‘em. And arrive early!
Happy Birthday, Archie
Four years ago, under a harvest moon, I told the doctor to go get my mom. I was going to push the baby out. The doctor said I had at least two hours, plenty of time, let her enjoy her lunch. I said, “GO GET MY MOM.” And someone did. My mom rushed in, and [...]
Riddle Me This, Lip Gloss
A few things:
1) Entertainment for People killed. We were at capacity. The performers were amazing. It was a perfect event. Except for the part where I forgot to thank Nat and Meagan. And introduce myself. Other than that? Perfect.
2) I do not wear synthetic material. That includes panties. I also haven’t stepped foot into a [...]
Entertainment for People!
It’s on, tonight! Get tickets here until 4, then tickets are at the door!
And check out this awesome article on Entertainment for People in the Merc. They love us, The Merc does.
And at 3pm Portland time, I’ll be on KUFO 101.1 talking about Entertainment for People. Because I’m fancy like that.
Also, at some point today [...]
No Swim For Me
God. You guys, the pool was closed. GAH. It’ll be closed through October 11th. So, I’m moving to plan b, which is go to a different pool. I would have done that today but I got stuck behind some dudes painting the lines on the road and what should have been a 10 minute trip [...]
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