My PR Person is Working Overtime!
Posted on | August 24, 2009 | 10 Comments
So, the story on Viva Las Vegas is on the homepage of the Daily Beast today! Head over to thedailybeast.com and it’ll scroll past…above the fold! If you haven’t left a comment, please do. I’d appreciate it.
And I’m on Martketplace talking about cheapening blogs by taking free stuff. Yes, I have taken free stuff. But I’m special because I do it to support local Portland businesses. And not to get free stuff…wait. Read it, or listen to me sounding like a 12 year-old two pack a day smoker here.
This weekend Fancyhats and I went to Seattle. We stayed in a posh hotel on the water and ate delicious tapas. We had a lovely breakfast at Caffe Presse. You can tell it’s European because of all the extra letters.
I have no idea what’s happened to me but I’m pretty sure I’ve turned into an 85 year old man. We got to Seattle and my first thought was, “Look at all of those tall buildings!” And then when we went out that night and every single young woman was wearing a skirt shorter than my underwear, I thought, “Oh these young women. Don’t they know MEN WON’T BUY THE COW IF THEY CAN GET THE MILK FOR FREE!” I thought that. On the serious. And then I constructed a wall down the middle of our hotel bed and donned a burka because I don’t want Fancyhats thinking he’s going to get any milk for free. He’s got to pay for that milk. With money. Just like the bible says.
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August 24th, 2009 @ 1:09 pm
I’ve never given my milk to anyone. It’s mine damnit and I’m saving it to make ice cream.
August 24th, 2009 @ 1:19 pm
I listened! You’re too famous and successful for me now.
#cuttingcomments
August 24th, 2009 @ 1:26 pm
I have milk.
August 24th, 2009 @ 1:53 pm
Unfortunately, I am lactose intolerant.
August 24th, 2009 @ 2:04 pm
I have “milk,” too.
August 24th, 2009 @ 2:58 pm
i love milk
August 24th, 2009 @ 4:09 pm
Weird that I would read this today, last night I had a dream I was nursing. I don’t know who’s baby, but I was.
August 24th, 2009 @ 4:38 pm
I’m lactose intolerant but I still have to say, CamiKaos, MAJOR EEEWWWWWWWW.
I tried leaving a comment for ML and she must have moderated it out of the public’s eye because I’m an idiot–I really thought I was being clever asking for a follow up article about a one-armed stripper as if her boss at the beast might read it and see that people want more from her (but in retrospect, I think I might just be mildly retarded–no need to confirm this for me my fellow posters).
Hopefully she knows its the thought that counts. I’d be happy to go back and say, “nice article” if that really helps but I’m sure they knew what they were getting into when they hired ML with all of her rag-tag and rowdy followers. (I’m rag-tag and the rest of you are rowdy.)
Anyway, congrats on the article.
August 24th, 2009 @ 4:57 pm
I have a burka! Want to borrow it? The good doctor brought it back for me from his last trip to Pakistan. I promised to wear it on rounds with him someday. It makes him giggle like a little boy.
August 25th, 2009 @ 1:40 am
I gave away the milk, and now I’ve got six years of living in sin for it. That’s okay.
The buildings in Seattle are very tall.