Comments on: The Plague and Interior Design

By: Shelly

Shelly — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 17:49:13 +0000

see…I was WORRIED about you getting the plague……I fretted and fretted………

Hope you are better, and no vomits.

By: k8

k8 — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 18:09:42 +0000

I’ve decided we have the swine flu. Please send out the calvary.

By: Kiala

Kiala — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 04:37:33 +0000

I start fires with my MIND. Like Drew Barrymore.

Okay, just flame wars. Accidentally.

By: Ben

Ben — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 00:57:59 +0000

That came off way crankier than I intended.

I just mean to say that life is pretty good.

By: Ben

Ben — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 22:26:33 +0000

Couple things (and I’m a little cranky right now so please dont hold it against me), 2-3 weeks ago you posted that you were taking husband applications in the midst of a pity party because you wanted someone to help screw in some parts on a new vacuum…but if my memory serves and the timeline is correct, you actually had a somebody to help you. Not just that but your post was so morose that it set me in a motion typing about the horrible state of my love life. Now I feel duped.

Further, you’ve even given him that awful diabetes inducing name, Fancyhats. Fancyhats? Really? (seriously, I need an insulin shot)

So, as a favor to you for your kind words to me in the recent past, I will help clarify for you; the ink on your divorce hasn’t dried yet and you’ve already found someone that accepts you, your bare walls and your kid. And bonus, he’s obviously not a loser. This sounds like a successful guy that wants to treat you right. And that’s pretty fucking good. Now write a happy post. Please.

(Also, Kiala–ashes??? Are you smoking or have you been starting fires again?)

By: Crissy

Crissy — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 20:44:21 +0000

A: I pray for the pukes, tapeworm, amoebic dysentery, anything so that I can lose a few pounds. I’m jealous of your vomitus so welcome to my eating disorder or sad lack thereof.

#2: I wish, wish, wish that I could come and help you pick paint colors and make your house your own because that, my friend, is my most favorite thing to do in the world. I hope you post pictures.

D: You need to have Fancypants come and see the befores so that he can be impressed with the afters. Just sayin.

By: Kiala

Kiala — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 20:24:08 +0000

I started to paint our apartment in SF and gave up after two hours.

And every time I super clean the apartment I’m like why don’t I do this every day? It’s so nice and then Dane’s little scraps of paper are everywhere mixed with ashes and kitty litter and half empty diet coke cans and I.Just.Give.Up.

I’m so sorry you’re pukey, honey. Please do the resting and hydrating.

By: k8

k8 — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 19:07:10 +0000

You gave me the pukies over the internets. I blame you. And I’m still at work, because there’s VERY IMPORTANT STUFF going on today. So I just bolt to the bathroom on occasion and hurl.

And don’t worry. My mom knows nothing about decorating. It’s cold and boring at their house, but MY house is warm and inviting. Archie will be fine.

In case you were wondering.

By: Intern Meagan

Intern Meagan — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 18:41:51 +0000

No need to get over yourself. I still think decorating my walls in beer bottles is acceptable. YOU’VE SEEN IT.

Also, I hope you stop puking. Although I bet you’re super skinny. UPSIDE. <3