Vomit in and of itself, although really gross, isn’t the issue. I am so freakishly terrified that I MAY VOMIT, that I cannot be around puke, those puking or anything that sick hands may have POSSIBLY touched. I am a terrible housekeeper–but when puke is involved I become a rubbermaid gloved, bleach using cleaning WONDER.

Of course, I wait half an hour or so to let the offending airborne germs go away or whatever (stop….it makes ME feel better), and bleach away the germs.

Too bad for you if you vomit on my watch. You are on your own……..I am such a bad mom.

p.s. I do hope Archie is better, and I also hope you don’t catch the germs.

p.p.s…I’m afraid if I were there, I couldn’t eat your banana bread either…….since it was made near vomit germs and with possible vomit contaminted hands (I know….I know…..)

p.p.s.s. Maybe the new show a’obsessed’ is in order for me? Possibly? Nah…surely not.

Get the Pedialite or however you spell it and hunker down and pray for day light.

And they like to do it on the bed.

I feel you lady.

You should wear a bonnet of some kind. DO people still make bonnets?

#bonnets

Hope Archie gets better.