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Hello? Hello, Internet?

Posted on | May 18, 2009 | 9 Comments

Hi Internet,

How are you today? I am well.

*Stalling for time*

Have you seen Lady Clover’s blog? Basically, I wish Gina and I were closer in age and that I lived in LA before I decided to do that whole have a kid thing because seriously. We could have gotten into some serious alcohol poisoning fun.

And for you self-help junkies out there, I like this article.

Here’s a picture of me writing last night.

photo-1118I wasn’t wearing an underwire. I am a firm believer in underwires and I’m a bit distressed that I look a little saggy, but I don’t know what to say about that. I’m working with some new looks. But it’s true that proper lift makes you look ten pounds thinner.

Also, we will announce the Back Fence lineup in a few days. It’s off the hook.

And did you RSVP for my birthday party? That’s something important.

Finally, it’s been hot here in Portland. In the 80’s. And so I’ve been out and enjoying that.

Okay, good.

Any links or anything I should know about? Leave ‘em in the comments.

Category: My Smut Mouth, Portland is Cute

Comments

9 Responses to “Hello? Hello, Internet?”

  1. Chris
    May 18th, 2009 @ 11:26 am

    I never wear underwires either.

  2. k8
    May 18th, 2009 @ 12:00 pm

    I believe in the power of the underwire.

  3. Kiala
    May 18th, 2009 @ 12:15 pm

    What other new looks are you trying out?

    Do you ever watch Charlie the Unicorn?

  4. Crissy
    May 18th, 2009 @ 12:48 pm

    I feel lucky to have seen your boobs sans underwire.

    And you didn’t think anyone would click the link!

    HA!

  5. Kathleen McDade
    May 18th, 2009 @ 12:53 pm

    I got professionally measured for bras recently, and went a cup size higher plus underwires. It’s fabulous. I’m still getting used to buying non-nursing bras again. Nursing bras are not fun at all.

  6. Kathleen McDade
    May 18th, 2009 @ 12:54 pm

    Oh! Also, my children are shocked because I got a RED one!

  7. gina clover
    May 18th, 2009 @ 11:21 pm

    i feel like you should be in my drunk texting rolodex. it will make us all feel better.

    i, too, have the sads that you are not here to defend LA’s honor. (and by that i mean, booze.)

  8. Will Radik
    May 20th, 2009 @ 7:49 am

    Underwires are on the… what the fuck were we talking about. Never mind. RRrrrrrrrraaaawasome. There’s a zoo in my pants.

  9. Ceci
    May 20th, 2009 @ 7:03 pm

    I just want you to know that my last hour and a half has been spent work free (as in I’m ignoring it) because of the link to Lady Clover’s blog thankyouverymuch!

    Also, I will take one of each in your picture. You can’t have drinks without breasts, I always say!

    I find that I like to go to here from time to time to not think about work:
    http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com
    (If this is old news to you, sorry, I tried)

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