I bought…
Oh, aren’t those cute? And then I wore them for 7.5 hours and walked around the greater Portland metro area, so now I want to cry a little bit. But on they go tonight because I’m going to a play, people. A PLAY.
Also, I got this as a gift.
Because, right?
Finally, K8 asked about Naughty Monkey [...]
I want…
Couple of concerns: 3 3/4″ heel, and $178.00.
What say you, internet?
Link here.
Delicious Stuff
Okay, remember the Melissa Lion Smugacity Challenge? And for one whole week, we all felt superior to EVERYONE who wasn’t reading this blog?
Ahhh the salad days…
Anyway, I have something else that makes me smug and better than everyone — I make pizza at home. I KNOW. I do it a lot and it costs a [...]
Warning: A Knitting Post
One freckle done! I went to a baseball game yesterday and started on my next freckle. God, I love Socks that Rock. The base yarn is just top quality and the dye is amazing. STR truly is everything you hear about. When I was in California, I had to fight to get a skein of [...]
What the Shit
So, I had this thought four days ago and it went like this: OMG, you know what would be funny? A dramatic Twitter reading. And people will read tweets dramatically. HAHAHAHAH! And I shall crib an expression from Kiala and call it What the Shit. And because I firmly believe in displacing stress and anxiety [...]
Hello? Hello, Internet?
Hi Internet,
How are you today? I am well.
*Stalling for time*
Have you seen Lady Clover’s blog? Basically, I wish Gina and I were closer in age and that I lived in LA before I decided to do that whole have a kid thing because seriously. We could have gotten into some serious alcohol poisoning fun.
And for [...]
All Shall Love me and Despair, Redux
Hey– comments are still open on the sexy post. Do answer, please. It is helping me.
Also, yes my ego is GIGANTIC. Enormous. Huge.
I listed my birthday party on Upcoming. Because it is an event. And I am planning it. SO THERE.
All I really want for my birthday is my friends, drunk, all in one place.
RSVP [...]
Sexy is as Sexy Does
Okay Fan Club, I have a serious question for you and I’d like you to leave answers in the comments. You can leave them anonymously, if it makes you more comfortable.
Here’s what I want to know — have you ever been to a live event that was just sexy as hell. I mean you had [...]
I Rule Portland with an Iron Fist
So, Word to Your Mother was awesome. So awesome. The space has 500 seats and we filled 400+. It’s 700 standing, and I’ve been there for standing room only shows — scary. But it was amazing to see that many people all together to see a show I had a small part in. It was [...]
Word to Your Mother!
OMG…GAHHHH… it’s tonight! (Okay, that was just for you fan club. For the rest of Portland, I’m cool as a cucumber about co-producing an event at a venue that holds 700 people standing. I pooped myself a little when I wrote that.)
So far, ticket sales are totally on track. We’re all feeling awesome about it [...]
