I Could Do That!
BACK FENCE PDX TICKETS ARE ON SALE!
I have this thing that happens in my brain. It goes like this — I see someone doing something cool and I think, “I could do that!” I’ve thought this about a lot of stuff. Boring stuff like when I was a bookseller and the publishing reps would come [...]
Butts!
Crissy posted a picture of her butt today, which she took because a year ago I went on this thing about how no one is comfortable with their bodies and instead of insulting our bodies we should all take pretty pictures of our most prettiest body parts. It was in an effort to…I don’t know…make [...]
Can I just take a moment to call Bullshit
Um…no.
For those of you who don’t click links on blogs, the article was titled Studies Find a Way Adult Bodies May Fight Obesity. And then it’s this whole article about how it’s just been found that adults carry a small amount of brown fat, which is fat that will burn calories. No, I’m not fucking [...]
My Distinctive Mop of Black Hair
Okay, so.
An article ran in the Oregonian that described my hair as distinctive.
When I was out with my friend Tyler, this woman stopped us on the street to talk about my hair.
You all know that I’ve found dead bugs in my hair. I blame bike rides(?).
And, by far, my most favoritest remark about my hair [...]
Cougar
I just want to say god bless American slang. Because as I was thinking about having a baby, MILF* was on the rise and that term pretty much became the deciding factor. And then in my early thirties Cougar entered American slang and all I have to say is fuck yes. As if a 20 [...]
Look Look!
Okay, I’m not going to post today because I really, really want you to click this. Please. I know the likelihood of this is very low, but please. If you read this blog, and you like it a little, please go here today.
I’m really, really proud.
It’s a New Glen David Gold Novel!
I’m going to make this blog on Saturday and post it on Monday because according to Google, Monday is going to be (HOLY CHRIST!) 72 degrees. My plan for Monday is to wander the streets in a bikini and lie on the hot cement when I am felled by heat exhaustion. So I might not [...]
Some Back Fence videos for You to Enjoy
Back Fence is April 22nd and normally I send you to look at the Back Fence page. But today, TODAY, you can stay right here.
Thanks to Brewcaster for filming these!
Ezra Caraeff – Back Fence PDX from brewcaster on Vimeo.
Brad Fortier – Back Fence PDX from brewcaster on Vimeo.
In Your Face Portland News Media!
Except for all of the media that covers Back Fence and places for which I’ve written (which is all of them — hi! You look so nice today! Want to grab a drink?!?)
I have an important interview I’m *doing* on Saturday afternoon. It’s the media opportunity of the weekend, and I get the interview. Because [...]
