San Francisco Open Your Golden Gates!
Posted on | April 14, 2009 | 9 Comments
Yay! Congrats to M for noticing my new tagline. And I guess it’s not as funny as it was to me two days ago when I thought of it. My thought went like this: “I am so fucking sick of ‘Social Media Experts’ following me on Twitter, but I can’t exactly write that on the internets so I must make fun of it in some way…how to do that…OH I know, I’ll declare myself The Empress of Social Mediocrity and that will be funny. And I will post that on Twitter, but not all of my admirers will see that because there are people who are crazy don’t belong to twitter and so how will they see my sheer brilliance??? I must add it to my blog! But how? I know! My tagline! I’ll change my tagline to ‘I am the Empress of Social Mediocrity’…but wait…what’s funnier than that…I know! Someone else saying it! That’s hysterical! But who should say it? I KNOW — THE CREATOR OF TWITTER!!!”
And that, my friends, is the birth of humor.
Also, I will be in San Francisco starting this afternoon and lasting two food-filled days. I will be with Kiala. We will either be live-tweeting the whole thing or not posting at all. It really depends on how clever we feel we’re being.
Here are two San Francisco pictures for you –
The view from our apartment on 43rd and Clement
And my author picture from Upstream. Who can tell me what structure that is in the background?
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April 14th, 2009 @ 10:57 am
I love San Francisco.
Your new tag line is super fab.
April 14th, 2009 @ 11:53 am
San Francisco Conservatory of Flowers
April 14th, 2009 @ 12:09 pm
are you and kiala gonna make out when you see each other?
April 14th, 2009 @ 12:13 pm
I think that I would like to declare myself something too…Queen of Fucking Everything is nice and all but you know, it’s a lot to live up to.
I’ll be back if I come up with anything clever like you did.
Have fun with Kiala!!!
April 14th, 2009 @ 1:05 pm
My first thought was that your new tagline was spoken by a mediocre well whiskey. Then I realized that a mediocre well whiskey invented twitter.
April 14th, 2009 @ 1:37 pm
That structure in the background is a palm tree, because this is California and that’s what we have here, palm trees.
April 14th, 2009 @ 2:05 pm
I vote for no “live-tweeting” or posting anything about it at all – enjoy your trip and your time away from the internet.
April 14th, 2009 @ 3:24 pm
I like being with the internet all the time. I will live tweet everything.
April 14th, 2009 @ 8:09 pm
I want to ride my bike like you.