Thank God For the Internet, and For Twitter
Because if it weren’t for Twitter, I would not be online friends with Will Radik and if I weren’t online friends with Will, then I would die. A lot. Die a million times.
For the record, we’ve not met in person, because if we did, I might break down in tears. This video makes me feel [...]
I Never Blogged Back Fence PDX!
What was I thinking after the event? I’ll tell you what I was thinking after the event: I am so tired. It was a party for sure. We had 200+ people in there and every single person said it was the best event so far. The tellers totally killed and the audience was in great [...]
Back Fence PDX, Mortified, Live Wire, True Stories All Together!
Yep, it’s true! Back Fence PDX is teaming up with the Portland heavy hitters for a night of stories told and read. We’re so honored to be on the bill. When we started Back Fence PDX one of the ways we’d know if we made it was to share a stage with Mortified. And here [...]
Warning: A Knitting Post
I bought yarn.
That’s socks that rock and the color (get this) is freckle. Freckle!!! I love it.
Remember these socks that I knit and then gave to Steve? They were only the single greatest pair of socks I’ve ever worn.
I loved those socks even though they were not mine and one day someone who was not [...]
Will Radik’s Ass!!!
And now, by popular demand, here are some pictures of Portland KJ and Guru In Social Media author of the blog, I’m In Your Water, Will Radik! He took these pictures using the Melissa Lion method of ass photography — posing alone and using the camera in his wee mac.
H.O.T
I’m Not Meant for High Fashion
Stever and I tried to make a high fashion photo shoot in honor of my new dress, which might just be the most perfectest dress ever sewn by 12 year old Sri Lankan child labor. But I…just…I’m not high fashion.
So I made cat sounds.
The point of these pictures is twofold:
1) This dress is a [...]
Help Us Sell Out Back Fence PDX on Wednesday
Okay, so Back Fence is on Wednesday. And this is our third show at our big girl space. That’s what we call the Mission because it has a bar and chairs that don’t need setting up. It’s all professional, instead of our building the stage like we did for our first show. Yes, we had [...]
Kiala wishes she’d never invited me to stay
As if I haven’t morphed into Kiala Kazebee enough…
This is what I had for breakfast.
San Francisco: A Tourist’s View
Hi Portland!
I am in San Francisco with Kiala. We have eaten Burmese food and it was delicious and then we came home and looked at the television, while surfing the web, sitting under blankets and eating magick brownies. Basically reveling in what it means to be Kiala. I like this and I may never come [...]
San Francisco Open Your Golden Gates!
Yay! Congrats to M for noticing my new tagline. And I guess it’s not as funny as it was to me two days ago when I thought of it. My thought went like this: “I am so fucking sick of ‘Social Media Experts’ following me on Twitter, but I can’t exactly write that on the [...]
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