If You Don’t Have Anything
interesting/funny/witty/snarky to write, maybe not write at all.
So I made a video.
Which is none of those things too!
Enjoy, or not.
Welcome to the Gun Show from Melissa Lion on Vimeo.
I Got a T-shirt!
That’s my exciting news. I got a free t-shirt from Swan Day and I bought some peonies. I got two for one because they were officially buy two get one free and RSG and I bought two and she handed me the free one. Because she’s nice like that.
I had another post all planned and [...]
Leggings: A Thought.
So I wore leggings yesterday out to drinkies. I drank gin and pomegranate juice. This made me antioxidated and sleepy. And because my mental state hasn’t been the greatest for the past two days, I then spent a few hours writing and trying not to cry. I had one drink. I’m such a lightweight. I [...]
Totally Unhinged.
Okay, right, yes you have a dog. I know that like 97% of you have dogs, and your dogs are not the dogs I’m talking to. I’m talking to that huge asshole dog and the equally huge asshole owner who lets her dog shit on my lawn. I hate this dog with such an intensity [...]
Back Fence and Other Cool Stuff
Okay, today’s Back Fence comes atcha from one of my girl crushes, Christina Williams aka @Seeger on Twitter. Christina really won me over one night when we were free of our three-year-olds and we giggled about cute boys. Serious giggling. And she’s blond with freckles and she wears leggings with flats and basically she’s everything [...]
Want to know more about my weekend?
No?
Too bad.
Because I’m about to tell you more about my weekend. Mainly because I had a weekend.
I don’t go out much at night mainly because I am a mom of a three-year old and I suffer from Stockholm Syndrome and so I cannot go out because Archie makes the aliens tell the voices in my [...]
Pineappe juice is satan’s serum
I declare, for the whole Internet, that I, Melissa Lion, will never again consume pineapple juice.
As of today, the 23rd day of March, 2009, pineapple juice will move from its current category in my life — never think about it– to its new home — only with a knife to my Frye boots and my [...]
Crack
I want to eat 75 Thin Mint cookies at once. I do. I want that.
Also, I said it in the comments, but I want to be super-clear. I did not go down the self-hosted road alone. I’ve had a lot of help. One person in particular has made the whole thing possible but he’s sort [...]
Welcome
Okay, Fan Club, I’m self-hosting this baby now. And all I can say is that I’m sure I’ve made about 3 zillion mistakes and that in your browsers my blog looks a little like this:
That’s right, like a million bucks. And, for whatever reason, even though the control panel for wordpress.org looks exactly the same [...]
Hi Hi Okay Yes
Right and good. I’m sorry, I’m a little absent. I am blogging, but it’s all behind the scenes stuff. And learning self-hosting things. That’s harder than it seems. Oh my god. IT HURTS MY TINY GIRL BRAIN!
For now, go to Back Fence and read a great Fish Out of Water post by one of my [...]
