The Melissa Lion International* Superiority Smugacity Self-Improvement Challenge
Good day, Fan Club.
This week, or at least for the next two days, I will be hosting the Melissa Lion International* Superiority Smugacity Self-Improvement Challenge. For the next five (or two depending on my gnat-like attention span) days, I will challenge you to improve yourself using methods I am using to improve myself so that [...]
Pr0n Hang Over
Because I live in Portland, I was required to give up one whole level of the food pyramid. It’s sort of like a rite of passage here. You must give up something. Meat, sugar, a sense of humor, whatever. You must give it up. So I had to give up booze. As you all know, [...]
It’s Video Day!
First off, check out a three minute short story video over on Back Fence. It’s like This American Life, but shorter. AND IN PORTLAND! And get yer tickets.
And, also I needed to pay homage to Kiala paying homage to a cheerleader.
[vimeo 3081186]
I Hoard Food
Have I written about this before? I can’t remember. But I do. I hoard food. Well, one specific thing.
Scharffen Berger nibby bars. Only the single greatest chocolate bit ever created. They are not easy to find, internet. I get mine at New Seasons. And yes I know that Hershey’s has nibby bars and also Hershey’s [...]
Frisbee Golf
We live by this really great park here in Portland called Pier Park. It’s more forest than park. Tons of great conifers and, because it’s an up and coming area, all the meth you can buy!
But this park has two fancy things that we’re proud of here in St. John’s — a world class [...]
Living The Dream
Or the precise opposite of the way I grew up.
I know I say it a lot, Fan Club, but I still sort of marvel at the things I simply did not do as a kid. Like live in a house. Or have a yard. I’m so glad to have these things now.
Knitting, canning, baking bread. [...]
