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Day Three of the MeL-ISSSIC

Posted on | February 11, 2009 | 10 Comments

Whoa I didn’t even do that on purpose.

Here’s what you can do on day three — stay true to your elite white liberalism and support the arts! Nothing says superior like uttering the phrase, “I support theeeeee aaaaahrts.” You must say it like that. So, you can support the arts in a variety of ways. I like giving money to KCRW because their Morning Becomes Eclectic is magnificent. So you can do that, OR you can buy a ticket to the next Back Fence PDX! It’s a week from today and the storytellers are most awesome. And there will be hula hoopers. HULA HOOPERS! Add this image to your blog and tell your friends to support the arts too. By lining my pockets with CASH.

If you’re not in Portland, then buy a ticket anyway and give it to a Portland orphan. A Porphan, if you will.

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Category: Back Fence PDX, The Melissa Lion International* Superiority Smugacity Self-Improvement Challenge

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10 Responses to “Day Three of the MeL-ISSSIC”

  1. Shelly
    February 11th, 2009 @ 8:30 am

    I want to support the arts. I DO!! But I can’t afford it.

    I want to BUY art—I know a fabulous artist—but I can’t afford his paintings and so far he hasn’t taken mercy on me and let me have one. Or given me a payment plan or anything.

    but I support him!!!! Woo Hoo!! GO DAN!!!

    http://homepage.mac.com/sciencegirl/PhotoAlbum8.html

  2. Kristen
    February 11th, 2009 @ 8:32 am

    I support the arts by not beating to death the artist who comes into the library and asks the same stupid questions about how to check her email every. single. day.

    I’m very magnanimous and philanthropic.

    Clearly.

  3. apollocreed
    February 11th, 2009 @ 9:05 am

    But Porphans smell.

  4. Kiala
    February 11th, 2009 @ 9:07 am

    I support the arts! I’m like a brassiere holding up the boobs of art.

    IN YOUR FACE, metaphors.

  5. melissa lion
    February 11th, 2009 @ 10:34 am

    Shelly: Have you tried etsy.com?

    Crissy: John Rockefeller, Look. Out.

    Apollo: Agreed.

    KK: You’re demi cup push up bra for the arts.

  6. aisha
    February 11th, 2009 @ 10:57 am

    Yay – it’s Back Fence PDX time! I’m buying my ticket post haste. And bringing along my fan club – umm I mean, my mutual admiration society.

  7. stoogepie
    February 11th, 2009 @ 11:50 am

    I will buy Back Fence PDX tickets to support the Poorphans of the arts. But only because I have a special place in my heart for hula hoopers.

  8. Robert
    February 11th, 2009 @ 3:40 pm

    Is there scooter parking?

  9. Ceci
    February 11th, 2009 @ 5:09 pm

    I held a gun to my friends’ heads (At separate times not all at once. That would be difficult) and so far I’ve helped sell 4 tickets to Backfence. :D

    Anyone else you want I should persuade?
    *adjusts her pants and spits on the floor*

  10. melissalion
    February 11th, 2009 @ 11:24 pm

    Aisha: You must be there. You’ve been to all of them. You’re my anchor!

    Stoogie: Excellent.

    Robert: Yes. On stage.

    Ceci: Thank you! I dunno, anyone else who like to have a good time.

    Hey, all of you, why don’t you come to Portland and cheer on the event. And let me sit in your laps. That’s all I want to do at these things.

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