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I Just…

Posted on | December 27, 2008 | 6 Comments

It’s…I don’t know…

The world is magical.

Can you see that, Internet? Let me blow it up.

Prick bag…and…

A prick line. Plus a cut sword.

Please turn to the person next to you and give him or her a hug because how great is it that this exists? And that I can take a picture of it and post it to the internet?

Hugs and kisses,

Melissa

Comments

6 Responses to “I Just…”

  1. Robert
    December 27th, 2008 @ 7:12 pm

    I want cut sword.

  2. Crissy
    December 28th, 2008 @ 11:13 am

    Well honestly Melissa, how else would you tie up a bag of pricks unless you had a prick line?

    It would be impossible!

  3. Ceci
    December 28th, 2008 @ 11:33 pm

    Dear Santa,
    I know this was not on my first list, but could you do a belated drop off of a prick bag?

    Fanks!

    _c_

  4. Kiala
    December 29th, 2008 @ 9:44 am

    I thought a prick line was like “Nice shoes, wanna fuck?”

    Right? Am I right?

  5. k8
    December 29th, 2008 @ 12:01 pm

    I so totally don’t get what this is.

    Head beating wall.

  6. ken
    December 31st, 2008 @ 10:24 am

    but nice shoes DO make me wanna fuck!

    why oh why can’t we just be honest with one another???

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