Happy New Year!
Back in Portland now, except I’m writing this from California and scheduling it to post tomorrow, so I can only guess what my life will be like tomorrow (today on the internet). I’m envisioning a pile of money upon which I’m rolling, oodles of chocolate and a shopping spree at Oh Baby. Or as we [...]
The Great Portland Interview Experiment
I’m flying back to Portland today and pilots generally frown upon bloggers venturing into the cockpit and putting their arms around the pilots and murmuring, “Come to this cockpit often?” or “You have a well-equipped cockpit” or “The girth of your cockpit is remarkable” or “Cockpits makes me feel naughty.” So, I’m going to post [...]
Beach Pictures for Kiala
I went to La Jolla Shores yesterday. This is the beach that I’d go to when I ditched class in high school, and where my boyfriend and I would come to fight or do other stuff, depending, and, of course, where my ex-husband taught me to surf. Every time I come down here I need [...]
I Just…
It’s…I don’t know…
The world is magical.
Can you see that, Internet? Let me blow it up.
Prick bag…and…
A prick line. Plus a cut sword.
Please turn to the person next to you and give him or her a hug because how great is it that this exists? And that I can take a picture of it and post [...]
Yes, Another One
So I’m going to do these posts on abundance from time to time because for fuck’s sake, Fan Club, I’ve got a good fucking life. And I think most of you have good lives too. So, anyway, abundance.
This week’s abundance post is about crack. And addiction. See, I don’t have many addictions, (with the exception [...]
Oh Malibu
You just slay me.
Here’s the solstice sunset last night. We went out yesterday and snapped a few pictures. It was just magnificent.
Now V and I are going to have breakfast at Urth Cafe on Main Street in Venice. Only the greatest cafe in the greater LA Metro region. Is Venice in LA? I have [...]
Dear Internet,
I love you. Have I told you all that lately? That you all remind me of love and soft pillows and snuggles? Have I mentioned that I want to stare intensely into your eyes and hear all of your stories because YOU ARE FASCINATING. I love you, internet. I love you Fan Club. I love [...]
I Have the SADDs
I have the SADDs and it’s not making me pretty. In fact, it’s making me somewhat *ahem* un-whatever the word is that means temporarily less than drop dead gorgeous but I’m not quite ready to call myself ugly on the internet. I blame Portland. I SAID IT, PORTLAND.
My skin is a fucking mess. And seriously, [...]
Excuse Me
So sorry, Internet. I’m away. I will respond to your blogs tomorrow. We’re having Christmas at our house today because we leave to California soon where we will have Christmas part deux (that’s right, right? The Spanish for two?).
But I don’t want to leave you hanging. Click here for two, count them DUEX!, Back Fence [...]
Here’s Where We Get Sappy
Okay, so if you’re here for the funny, I suggest you head out to any one of my regular commenters’ blogs. So much funny there, you’ll just want to stab yourself in the eye because those people are funnnnnny! See, no funny here today.
But I wanted to talk about abundance. It’s a hippie dippy term, [...]
