Please Hold
Posted on | May 28, 2008 | 5 Comments
Hello Internets, I am busy today. Very busy, but I love each and every one of you and have probably fantasized about putting my tongue in the mouths of a solid 90% of you. I haven’t of course because, *everyone together* I’m not a slut.
I hope to have a Back Fence post up later today featuring one of two lovely bloggers who are working like mad to hand something in. They are good girls and I can only imagine they are sitting there at their desks, their pencils sharpened, knee high socks pulled up and their plaid skirts…well I’ll just leave it at that.
Here is my latest crush. I love this writer. I love her and want to attach myself to her leg because she is that good and funny and why in the hell is the east coast so far away?!? Maybe it’s better that it is because I’d be attached at several people’s legs if it were closer.
I’ll return later today, after I’ve taken over the world.
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May 28th, 2008 @ 8:20 am
When you take over the world you can maybe come visit the East Coast.
Because you’ll have time to being the Ruler Of Everything.
My leg is ready!
May 28th, 2008 @ 8:25 am
I would like to remind you that tomorrow is Thursday.
May 28th, 2008 @ 9:26 am
Hilarious! How have I not been reading this blog?
I deserve to be punched in the face.
May 28th, 2008 @ 11:25 am
I don’t feel important in your life anymore. Are you having an affair?
-the Internet
May 29th, 2008 @ 3:46 am
i love plaid skirts and knee socks.